12 Steps to Recover St Patrick's Day

1. Admit that Advertising Agencies are powerlesspromote
in showing images ofdamaging racial stereotypes on St Patrick's Day.7.
Irish peopleAsk for help when planning a St Patrick's Day
celebrate St Patrick's Day without a drink in theirevent. Introduce novel
hand.2. Believe that we need a power greaterimages of
than the Global Drinks Industrythe Irish, in addition to the leprechaun with a
to overcomepipe.8. Make a list of all the ways to celebrate a
the stereotypes of Irish people drinking toSt Patrick's Day our children
excess on St Patrick's Day3. Come to believewill
that using innovative ideas we will be able toremember fondly in the future.9. Make direct
celebrate Stamends for the bad taste you exhibited on past
Patrick's Day without painting our face green,St
getting drunk and fallingPatrick's Day by
over.4. Made fearless decision to look at how wedeclining gifts of Irish Whiskey socks.10. Continue
have used St Patrick's Dayto take personal inventory of your St Patrick's
in the past,Day
as an excuse to buy and sell tackywardrobe. Style hint
merchandise.5. Admitted to ourselves, and to- synthetic materials are suspect.11. Lead by
another human being the exact natureexample in improving the image of St Patrick's
of how weDay through
decided it was a great idea to wear big hats inconscious
the shape of a pint ofeffort, starting this year.12. Awaken to the joys
Guinness on Stof St Patrick's Day, and enjoy it with gusto and
Patrick's Day6. Are entirely ready to have a lookgood grace.Wishing you all a very Happy St
at why it's not the best idea toPatrick's Day on 17th March.